The Ministry has purchased a laser cutter for our members to use, its 1300 x 900mm. It can however open up a separate door so you can slide in larger pieces and run two separate cutting sessions.
Obviously the title of the post shouldn’t be taken literally, its a serious bit of kit. You’ll probably win a Darwin Award if you treat the kit as a toy (you have been warned!).
Its currently on a ship and should be with us in time for the beginning of May.